👾 Chuthulu Punk, a dark dystopian comedy where eldritch mythos and cyberpunk meet 👾
The world has already ended and the second end of the world is coming in this pre-post-apocalype adventure. The Elder Gods have awoken and wrecked their havoc across the world while Azatoth approaches slowly to devour the world.
Welcome to Neo Arkham, where the surviving humans submit to their new overlords and live amongst dimensional beasts, ghosts and aliens.
Armed with his father’s talking bat and information from the hacker Merlin,
Rowland set off to the city of Fae to rescue his sister and brothers from the Demon Mafia Boss.
“If you too seek the knowledge of Trismegistus, the Sect of Kybalion welcomes you”
“[At the proper time,] the secret priests would take Great Old Ones from their tomb to resume their rule of earth […]
Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.”- The Call of Cthulhu
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“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the One Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth’s fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.” -The Dunwich Horror
Avoid the submerged subway tunnels as it is now home to Deep Ones “I think their predominant color was a greyish-green, though they had white bellies. They were mostly shiny and slippery, but the ridges of their backs were scaly. Their forms vaguely suggested the anthropoid, while their heads were the heads of fish, with prodigious bulging eyes that never closed. At the sides of their necks were palpitating gills, and their long paws were webbed. They hopped irregularly, sometimes on two legs and sometimes on four. I was somehow glad that they had no more than four limbs. Their croaking, baying voices, clearly used for articulate speech, held all the dark shades of expression which their staring faces lacked … They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design—living and horrible.” – The Shadow Over Innsmouth
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“Beyond life there are’—his face grew ashen with terror—’things that I cannot distinguish. They move slowly through angles. They have no bodies, and they move slowly through outrageous angles…God, they are breaking through! They are breaking through! Smoke is pouring in from the corners of the wall. Their tongues—ahhh—” – The Hounds of Tindalos
The Hounds of Tindalos are said to inhabit the “angles” of time; in contrast, humans and other earthly lifeforms live within the “curves” of time. Little is known about their appearance, as few victims survive their attacks; however, they are known to have hollow proboscises used for feeding, and are associated with a blue pus-like substance.
Hounds may appear wherever angles or corners may be found, especially those sharper than 120 degrees. When breaking through into the universe, their arrival is preceded by the appearance of smoke pouring from the corner, followed by their head and body.
If you are late returning your items or if you renew them after the due date, the following fines apply:
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Translators – §3/day
Spell Players – §10/day
If you lose an item, you will be charged the price of the item and a processing fee. Should you find and return the item within a year, we may issue a partial refund.
Fines can be paid in person at the Accounts Desk at the Miskatonic University Library.
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“Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.” – The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath
Bonus – Swamps of Daggobath
Based on the story from Reddit:
Swamps of Daggobath
A real account from an ER nurse (Body Horror)